People Without Color or Vaginas
A funny quote from the TV show Community, where Britta Perry (Gillian Jacobs) does a speech about the importance of freedom of speech:
Britta Perry: We’re talking about freedom of speech! It's the amendment so important it's literally the first one they remembered to add!
Elroy Patashnik: For white people.
Francesca Dart: With penises.
Jeff Winger: We preferred to be called people without color or vaginas.